I'm basically a lazy gamer, with lots of love for cheesy epic metal, philosophy, astronomy, and vikings. I'm picky as hell about every imaginable thing a person could be picky about. Purdy much it.
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parliamentrook:

"Perhaps I should just get Joffrey to choose it for me. End up with a string of dead sparrow heads around my neck."

better pictures and sale link tomorrow ($90)

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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

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chefabheek:

sk-raveness:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.

Lawcase B)

We really do have to keep straight faces, too. Apparently if we laugh or grin or roll our eyes or anything else it could be seen as a gesture of the court to discredit a witness (could come up on appeal, as I understand it.) Lawyers can do that stuff but not court reporters. :x

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sirensongfashion:

Thierry Mugler Haute Couture Fall/Winter 1997-98 [video]

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rifa:

Alright I’m close to having to close up the shop over ehre but I got a moment to hash out some burial at sea episode 2 thoughts for ya

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They made this expansion to strum my heartstrings with razors and the sounds I made were unholy like…

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thelobotomy:

SISSYDUDE LOVES: the first 6 models/looks from Agnès B. Mens F/W 14.15 Paris)

boyfriend material

They look more like splicers to me… o_O

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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To be fair if my tea pot grew a tongue and started tonguing the air I’d start bawling too.

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yieldforunicorns:

lets play a game called “credit the artist”

makanidotdot

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miriamv3:

keikastrife:

keikastrife:

For the past few days I have been going back and forth into the Corpse Party series.
Far as animes go it’s probably the shortest one I’ve ever watched (consisting of only 4 episodes) and by the end of it I kinda just sat in my chair thinking “the fuck did I just watch?”
I…

I’ve been watching playthroughs of some of the games on youtube already, actually, after having obsessed over the wiki for as much information as I could scour from it. I caught myself up on some of the manga as well. The visual novel style of gameplay (or lack thereof, from what I saw) isn’t really my cup of tea, but I seem to have more patience for it watching someone else do it.

But I think your master list has some stuff I’ve never seen before so now I have more to look through. Thank you~! =)

If youre watching playthroughs, I recommend watching them without commentary so you can get the full experience of playing the game (and they’re just generally better because then people don’t talk over the characters, and some people who play it don’t go through all the endings.)

while the regular Corpse Party for PSP is more RPG-ish style, Book of Shadows is more visual novel, in fact, its all visual novel, as well as corpse party 2U. Neither of these games are needed to play to fully understand the series, except for the eigth chapter of BoS, so if you want to skip them, you can.

And I’m glad it’s helped you! I made that masterpost hoping at least someone could make use of it.

Yeah I can’t stand commentaries for that reason. I do my very best to avoid them when looking for playthroughs. For rarer games sometimes my options are limited. :/

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keikastrife:

For the past few days I have been going back and forth into the Corpse Party series.
Far as animes go it’s probably the shortest one I’ve ever watched (consisting of only 4 episodes) and by the end of it I kinda just sat in my chair thinking “the fuck did I just watch?”
I…

I’ve been watching playthroughs of some of the games on youtube already, actually, after having obsessed over the wiki for as much information as I could scour from it. I caught myself up on some of the manga as well. The visual novel style of gameplay (or lack thereof, from what I saw) isn’t really my cup of tea, but I seem to have more patience for it watching someone else do it.

But I think your master list has some stuff I’ve never seen before so now I have more to look through. Thank you~! =)